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So I was looking on google, just randomly browsing and its amazing the question’s people ask!
1. Why am I always cold? A: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
Girls, really, put on a sweater! its not going to kill you if a guy can’t see your mid-driff for a while! (it’s called layers!!)
Guys! your underwear, as intriguing as it is to know which super hero your sporting today, covering your pantie line with a sweater line will just allow us to let our imagination to roam for a while!
2. Why am I always hungry?
A. Did you forget your birth control last month?
3. Why am I always tired?
A: Beer. Wicked, wicked evil. Damn those frat parties
4. Why am I still single?
A: Headgames for kids.
5. Why is the Sky blue?
A: Why is the grass green?
6. Why do cats purr?
A: Hell, if I Could be stroked, lay in the sunshine and sleep all day without a care in the world (expect for maybe catching mice) I would purr too, and so would you!
7. Why is my poop green?
A: uuuuuhhh I don’t want to know what you have been eating, or smoking!
8. Is Santa real?
A:Nope. But there is a Old man who has lived in the North pole for ages with a handful of little people , reindeer and his only job is to read and respond to the letters from the children of the world and one night a year he gives all the good kids presents under their trees by going through, imagined or real chimneys.
9. What time is it?
A: Half a hair past the second freckle on the right, quarter to the left.
10. Am I fat?
A: Nudists cover up google has grown eyes!
11. What if there was no google?
A: MY GOD! not the encyclopaedia’s! I’m missing Z!
Really people??
Just Another Day in Paradise. 