The Bottle

Void,

I’m lost. I don’t know what to say or what to do.

I have been trying to write to you for ages now but the problem you see is that every time I sit down to the computer to write my fingers go blank. Yes, my fingers. My mind can be racing a million miles a minute about what is going on in life right now but my fingers refuse to write.

My mind is telling to me to write, to make it good, to be truthful, to tell my story, but as soon as I put my fingers to a keyboard I cant even press a key. It is like when you want to say something and you open your mouth and nothing comes out!

I am shoving my feelings, my thoughts into a bottle and sealing it shut.

I use to be able to write without a problem, words would flow beautifully from my mind to my fingertips, It was much like music, the harmony was beautiful.

Void, if I do it without thinking maybe, just maybe something will come out, it might be brutal, it might be stunning or it just might be bland. I guess I will have to try it and find out.

I hope that I can do and release some of the pent up emotion within this bottle in my chest as it feels as if it will crack soon.

Till my next entry.

B

xxo

Inspired.

Oscar Wilde once said

You can never be over dressed or over educated 

I believe him.

This is the way I was taught and the way I grew up.

The better you dress, the more you stand out and the better impression you make.

The more knowledge you have life or other wise shows a mind that never stops learning.

Thank-you Mr. Wilde.

Ferrets in the Bathtub, Big Trucks and other things

 

Ok kids,

so I haven’t posted in  a while not for lack of things to say but more or less, did that seriously just happen?

You see if I was to write it down then that makes it real. I haven’t wanted to make any of it real yet. Why would I?

Living in a world where you can ignore, well try to pretend that nothing happened at least is the easy way out, for a while yet, who wants to acknowledge reality when you can just keep pressing on (no pun intended) even tho it did happen. It happened so what? you deal you move on.

I have ferrets. I figured that my first post about them would be something charming and witty titled ferrets in the bathtub or something like that, I always figured that it would make an awesome title for a book. I thought that the post would be about their charming yet terribly annoying antics. Like how when you get into the shower or the bath and your minding your own business then all of a sudden SPLOOSH you have this wet slimy creature staring at you as its swimming around in your bath water. It enjoys it for a couple minutes and then the panic sets in and its like oh my god! get me the heck out of here!! as it tries unsuccessfully to scale the bathtub wall scratching you all the while trying to find some type of leverage.

Or how on a laundry day, you have all your laundry piled up so you can sort it and that is when it happens. You see one ferret dissapear with your blue bra underneath the couch! He went into the middle of the pile to find this one bra..don’t ask me what it is with colors I have yet to figure this out. Its the same with black socks. Then another one has flipped the laundry basket over and is underneath and running down the hall with it, running into the walls on her way. I have no idea where she is taking it but she is on a mission. The other one doesn’t care about the laundry, she’s inside a liter milk jug in the recycling.

This post on the other hand is about a terrible accident and all life going ons since I suppose.

The ferrets were out one evening for their nightly run which involves a couple hours of chasing them around the house. My mom was loading up the dishwasher and Addie and Pixel were in their helping as usual, she pulled them out to close the dishwasher and if you have ever owned a ferret you know they are ADD two year olds that never grow up. Well, somehow in the ten seconds between putting them on the floor AWAY from the dishwasher and closing the door, Ms. Pixel managed to squeeze herself in there. We have no idea how. The dishwasher did get turned on.

We heard this ferret scream and I tell you it is not something that you ever want to hear, it is more like something out of a horror film. When we found her poor Pixel had gone into cardiac arrest from shock. After CPR, cold water and some rescue remedy she came back around it was a terrifying night.

I took a first aid course last year. I have never had to preform cpr yet, go figure the first time I have to do it is on my ferret!! ha ha.

She is a lucky little girl.

She ended up keeping me up all night because due to the shock she could not walk properly and she would not let me put her down and ferrets are not known for sitting still, esspecially females.

Now a couple weeks later she has learned her lesson she is, almost staying out of trouble and deffinitly more attentive to me.

You may all think I am a horrible person but I have heard many stories of ferrets getting into the wong places at the wrong times. I am not the first to have this happen and I wont be the last either.

On all other hands:

I got called back to work or TRIED anyway’s. It was a bit unexpected as I had talked to my boss a couple days before and was told I wouldn’t be going back till the end of April, which ok that was fine as my Jeep had just gotten fixed, silly new fangled technology. So i had a chance to actually enjoy the time I was off…. WELLLLLL

I get back to work what happens..

My leg starts swelling and killing me! of course it has to be my right leg, the one I drive with, go figure.

So I take a day to go get it checked out because it was twice the size of what it should of been, they do blood work and xrays and what not.

They find something on the xray

I have a bone scan on tuesday

They believe I have a stress fracture on a bone cyst (a type of tumour) or both. Meaning that the tumour has weakened the bone so much that it has fractured. Just my luck.. actually I don’t call it luck any more I just call it life.

I took a couple days off for that and for another appointment I had I went back for one day to work and all I got the day I was there was crap about being gone… like come one!

I am hoping to get the results on tuesday but I have decided if I have to get a cast I am going as tacky as I possibly can. I am thinking BRIGHT PINK!!!

What do you think?

The Facebook Addict

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if I dissapeared off the face of the earth would you care? no, but your facebook would. It would come up with a little notification on the right hand side saying “reconnect, write on Brianne’s wall. Say Hi!”

You may have take notice, you may even take facebook’s advice and write on my wall! Oh, how lucky am I?

You get into a fight with your girlfriend, maybe even break up with her (god forbid), you’re not going to talk to her about it are you? no not yet but you are going to tell you’re whole facebook community about it tho because they NEED to know about what’s going on in your life! Even if you never, ever and I mean NEVER talk to 98.9 percent of them.

Your engaged! Congratulations! that 98.9% of people that never pay attention to you or never talk to you, pay attention to this though! the comments and the likes come in non stop! all of a sudden they must know everything about you or must know nothing at all. But you see it is a change in your social networking social life… they take notice without noticing anything at all. The true question here tho, is are you engaged to a human being? or just engaged on conversation?

Facebook must know everything about you so that everyone else can know you right? that is why it asks all the questions on your portfolio, correct?

Music you like? Alien trance! oh heck yes! What!? you haven’t heard of it? you should go on frostwire and look up dipped in blue gems, their music is amazing!

Where you work? In the city of Vancouver for mikrosift dipping construction where we use scrapers to move tons of apples to the caramel factory, all hand picked by the melting pot of new immigrants into Canada. We create many jobs! and caramel apples!   Sounds legit right?

The games.. My god the games are great and I am not being sarcastic, ok maybe a little bit they are addicting tho but people do get obsessed with them. Who wants to go on a computer every day to build a farm or a castle? what are you accomplishing? I dont get it. Go out and buy yourself a computer game where you can spend hours upon hours nerding out without having to come back because you need more coins or something along that line.

Keep on going facebook this is my advice to you! keep on getting people to believe the unreal and humorous because atleast you are making me laugh!!

B

The List – at 2 am

what list you ask, honestly I have no idea.

It’s 2 am I am awake I can’t sleep, this is not unusual as of late.

But what does one do at 2 am in the morning when they can’t sleep?

write a random blog post trying to figure out something to do – check

sip and overly full mug chai tea – check

look and the many unfinished blog posts leaving bones on my dashboard with a draft written in bold letters – Check

…..finish those drafts – most likely, probably…. not

Do updates on one system of my computer – Yea I have the time to kill

Constantly check facebook for a friends birth announcement- It’s his first kid.. I have to

redo my blog- high possibility

customize my computer- yea maybe

heck if this is my todo list on a night I can’t sleep and I am already half done it, why didn’t I ever pick a night shift job? I would be kicking butt!!

Silly Questions- Simple Answers

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So I was looking on google, just randomly browsing and its amazing the question’s people ask!

1. Why am I always cold? A: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

Girls, really, put on a sweater! its not going to kill you if a guy can’t see your mid-driff for a while! (it’s called layers!!)

Guys! your underwear, as intriguing as it is to know which super hero your sporting today, covering your pantie line with a sweater line will just allow us to let our imagination to roam for a while!

2. Why am I always hungry?

A. Did you forget your birth control last month?

3. Why am I always tired?

A: Beer. Wicked, wicked evil. Damn those frat parties

4. Why am I still single?

A: Headgames for kids.

5. Why is the Sky blue?

A: Why is the grass green?

6. Why do cats purr?

A: Hell, if I Could be stroked, lay in the sunshine and sleep all day without a care in the world (expect for maybe catching mice) I would purr too, and so would you!

7. Why is my poop green?

A: uuuuuhhh I don’t want to know what you have been eating, or smoking!

8. Is Santa real?

A:Nope. But there is a Old man who has lived in the North pole for ages with a handful of little people , reindeer and his only job is to read and respond to the letters from the children of the world and one night a year he gives all the good kids presents under their trees by going through, imagined or real chimneys.

9. What time is it?

A: Half a hair past the second freckle on the right, quarter to the left.

10. Am I fat?

A: Nudists cover up google has grown eyes!

11. What if there was no google?

A: MY GOD! not the encyclopaedia’s! I’m missing Z!

Really people??